Her sunglasses, perched atop her cranium, pushed back the matted mass of hair that collected round her forehead. A thick layer of moist film on her face plastered stray clumps of curls here and there, which she wiped away with oil secreting fingers.

It was hot. The thin cotton of her shirt stuck to her skin like cling wrap, so wet with sweat, her decorative bra was visible. The embroidered pink and periwinkle blue flowers pressed through the fabric like an embossed pattern. Her barely there shorts did nothing to alleviate the intense heat that assaulted her system. The …

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The activist group Substance celebrated Halloween on Saturday with a haunted house in the Dinkytown Oakeshott Institute, based on the events surrounding the Republican National Convention earlier this year. After progressing past the chaotic RNC terror, patrons were greeted with live music from Kill The Vultures, Gay Witch Abortion, Slapping Purses and Tender Meat. The event helped raise money for the RNC 8 and to pay debts incurred from the Ripple Effect concert that took place during the RNC.

The haunted house portion was swarmed with screaming police officers and accosted protesters. In the …

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Any hack creative writing instructor will tell you that an effective storytelling technique is to start at the end of a story and work backwards. So I’ll tell you this: In 1932, Jonathan Selwyn became the mayor of Deadwood, South Dakota. He was a great man; an honest broker who refused to back down.
He stood up to criminals of all stripes and refused to take injustice sitting down. More than anything, he wasn’t afraid to ask why things were the way they were.

As the election draws near, it’s becoming increasingly rare to hear any questions being asked, not to mention …

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There’s a reason why Dokapon Kingdom is called “The Friendship Destroying Game.” The latest game from Japanese developer Atlus will cause players to curse, take controllers away from each other and, in some cases, may cause fist fights. It also takes the party game genre into a whole new level of fun.

Think of Dokapon Kingdom as a sort of Mario Party-type RPG. Up to four players battle it out in the Kingdom of Dokapon, saving towns from evil demons and collecting money for the king of Dokapon. Since money makes Dokapon go round, the person who has the most total …

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“My powers of expression, thoughts so sublime, that never do you justice with reason or rhyme,” smoothly rasps Bob Dylan in the song “Mississippi” from his latest album of unreleased and alternate tracks. Tell Tale Signs is a collection that encompasses Dylan’s music from 1989-2006. This album is very bluesy and very soulful and is full of his expression and thoughts that leave faithful listeners pleading for more.

The two-disc set offers plenty of gems. It starts off with “Mississippi, Version One.” It has a very bluesy vibe combined …

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Background Information:
Young Widows is a Louisville, Kentucky, three-piece consisting of every member of hardcore band Breather Resist, save the vocalist. They formed in 2005 and put out their first release, the solid but not particularly exciting Settle Down City, in 2006. Said record was primarily noise rock a little bit too
heavily influenced by the Jesus Lizard.

How was this album recorded?
Old Wounds is put together from over 12 hours of tape: producer and Converge guitarist Kurt Ballou recorded their live shows for an entire tour, they recorded several sets in their practice space, and they recorded a set at Ballou’s recording …

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The Pogues’ album Rum Sodomy and the Lash perfectly embodies music’s ability to bring us into a different world. Although conceived within London’s booming punk movement, in no way do The Pogues fit into the simplistic energy that defined early U.K. punk rock. One listen to any track on Rum and you will quickly heed what separates this band from all of their contemporaries: Ireland. Hearing the atypical beauty of frontman Shane MacGowan’s growl in “A Pair of Brown Eyes” brings you to the mystic past of the tiny island of his ancestors. Even on an initial listen, Rum’s romantic …

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“This isn’t flag football.”

The bewildered young man took in the scene that played out in front of Carlson. College students clad
in red and blue with flag belts on their waists dodged through the night. There was no ball, nor any goal lines in sight. No player had time to answer, and he was left to walk away in confusion. He had unwittingly stepped into a match of the game called Bucket Wars.

It started out in a study lounge in Middlebrook Hall, fall semester of 2007. Jeff Shockley wasn’t feeling the study vibe, so instead he began thinking about …

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Halloween night is one of the bigger party nights of the year, yet it’s very nature separates itself from the other booze-addled bouts of self-destruction which populate the Twin Cities resident’s party schedules. Halloween demands a certain tone, an atmosphere not just of getting drunk and silly, but doing so in costumes, with attention to fear and spookiness. Standing around with friends playing beer pong is not going to cut it this weekend, oh no: You’re going to have to toss ping-pong balls into open skulls and chug blood and brain juice, or something fiendish like that. …

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As I walked down Washington Avenue, congealed globs of blood streaked the pavement. Any other day
I would have run screaming for the police. But as a man with a terrible gash on his neck approached, he moaned “brains” and I knew everything was all right.

Zombie Pub Crawl IV was by far the highlight of this month. Forget the Halloween celebrations — this was it. Who would have thought so many people would enjoy having “blood” smeared all over their bodies?

The evening started out at Grumpy’s near downtown Minneapolis. Human flesh, brains, and fried potatoes …

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If you’ve been to Berlin, you know the colorful swirling forms a city can take. Germany’s capital is saturated in spray-paint expression, and even remnants of the Berlin Wall reflect the city’s “bombing” culture. Graffiti runs free.

Further west, individuals like Bristol-born Banksy have begun to complicate graffiti’s contested reputation even more. Banksy’s identity remains unclear, but his cheeky stencil art has gained worldwide fame. A snarky, skulking rat is his trademark, along with subversive images like a child fishing for hypodermic needles. While Banksy’s art suggests a message and a desire for anonymity, he has begun to …

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Imagine softly singing a baby to sleep. What song comes to mind? Many people have a favorite childhood hymn they automatically begin to hum, lullabies like “Rock-a-bye Baby.” These songs are so
instilled in American culture that their lyrics are almost completely ignored. The first stanza of “Rocka-
bye Baby,” for instance, is about the wind knocking a baby out of its cradle from the top of a tree! It
is fortunate the baby only needs the soothing harmony to be lulled to sleep; the lyrics would certainly
evoke more nightmares than pleasant dreams.

Rennie Sparks, the wife of Brett Sparks and one of two …

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Fire burns. Chocolate tastes delicious. Cancer kills.

We figure these things out pretty early in life. They’re so obvious that we don’t even think about them. And in the divisive days before a major election, goals that everyone can agree on, like fighting cancer, are easily sidelined.

But for the members of Colleges Against Cancer (CAC), a student group affiliated with the American Cancer Society, the struggle against cancer will still be important long after we know whether the senator from Illinois or from Arizona will be our next president.

“Everyone has some connection to cancer,” says CAC representative Kirsten Lesak-Greenberg. …

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Peacemakers (2003)— As forensic science is becoming a tool in crimefighting in the 1800s, a federal marshal, an ex-Pinkerton agent and a local mortician team up to fight crime in Silver City, Colorado.

Annabelle (2005)— Mortician Henry Spencer falls in love with Annabelle, a corpse in his morgue. Despite the obvious complications, Annabelle is able to teach him that love is not as he thought.

Beverly Hills Bodysnatchers (1989)—Using borrowed money from the mafia, a doctor and a mortician begin a campaign to reanimate corpses. When they can’t pay it back, the mob boss sends a few “babysitters” to keep an eye …

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