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Archive for March, 2009

Cramer vs Stewart

By Raghav Mehta
Posted in Confessions of a Frightened Observer | Comments Off

I’ve been working on another piece and its been taking me a while to finish, so in the meantime I thought I’d just write about a certain something thats kept me entertained for the last few days…

While Republicans and Democrats duke it out in Washington, another headline worthy exchange has been taking place within the media itself. Last week The Daily Show ran a segment about the business news networks and their clueless economic correspondents’, CNBC’s in particular. The feud began when Economic Analyst Rick Santelli was criticized for his televised tantrum on the floor of the Chicago Mercantile Exchange …


3D Movies: A Gimmick or the Future

By Eric Brew, Ross Hernandez, Pammy Ronnei and Sage Dahlen
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The difference between 3D movies when I was a child and 3D movies now is palpable. As an eight-year old at Disney World, I was taken by my mom to see the Muppet Movie in 3D, and I remember making a mental effort to help the movie create the illusion of three dimensions. I wanted to see the movie in 3D, so I strained and strained to find the images that were supposed to be popping out at me. I left feeling under whelmed; watching movies in 3D was draining. This summer, …


The arguments of The End of Faith by Sam Harris summarized with one sentence for each chapter

By Deniz Rudin
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Chapter 1: All faith or dogma of any kind is fundamentally dangerous and an impediment to societal progress.

Chapter 2: Beliefs are assertions about the way the world is and therefore must shape the actions of their believers in drastic and potentially negative ways, and so they must be subject to evidence and, if necessary, modification in the light of that evidence.

Chapter 3: The positive things done by religious people throughout history are small exceptions in a long history overflowing with unimaginable brutality and violence.

Chapter 4: Holy fuck, Muslims are going to kill everybody unless we benevolent Westerners impose liberal dictatorships …


Episode 4: The Sixteen-Millimeter Shrine

By Deniz Rudin
Posted in Blogs, Hi, I'm Deniz! | 1 Comment

[this post is part 4 of a 156-part series, "The Twilight Zone"]

This episode sucked and I don’t want to write anything about it.


Minneapolis Arts & Culture part 2:

By Lorna Hanson
Posted in Sound & Vision | 1 Comment

Jonathan Knisely for The Wake MagazineWhen it comes to grassroots movements in the Minneapolis/St. Paul art community, nothing beats out a few summer art fairs and festivals. The warm temperatures and sunny days make the perfect setting for a stroll through an outdoor art gallery. Of course an art fair is not exclusive to the Twin Cities. Nevertheless, most everything about the Twin Cities’ fairs scream “local,” and they certainly scream “hip” and “new.” The aim of these festivals is to bring out unknown and burgeoning artists in the community. There is no better way than to go …


Boys and Books:

By Ashley Heerema
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The Boyfriend List came into our lives in a rather roundabout way, as most hidden gems do. My roommate discovered it over winter break. Abandoned on the floor of a nine-year-old girl’s closet, it had been tossed aside by her thirteen-year-old sister. If Sarah hadn’t been in a cleaning mood that day, Ruby Oliver and her list of boyfriends never would have changed our lives.

The book follows 15-year-old Ruby through her sophomore year at Tate Preparatory School in Seattle. Ruby isn’t like the other students of the “Tate universe.”

“I have a riff on my family,” Ruby says. “I spin into …


Tarlton - Papa Theses EP

By Eric Brew
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I was enraptured by the sound of local musician Brett Bullion at first listen late last fall. His solo band, Tarlton, features intelligible drums accompanied by straightforward synthesized melodies. I have been anxiously awaiting Tarlton’s second and latest EP, Papa Theses. The album is named and presumably founded on advice given to Bullion by a friend nicknamed “Papa”: Sit down, set up quickly, have your tea, and play.

The album features three tracks, averaging over eight minutes each. The first track, “Overport,” opens on a thick-sounding synthesizer that seemed promising …


P.O.S - Never Better

By Deniz Rudin
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never-better-extralargeI can never be sure if the reason why I think Ipecac Neat is far and away the best P.O.S. album is because it’s actually better than everything he has put out since, or if it’s because it was one of the first hip-hop albums I ever liked. So throughout this review, let’s keep in mind that I got into rap through Rhymesayers and enjoy it now primarily through anticon and that when P.O.S., also known as Stefon Alexander, makes references to punk rock, I get them. But when he makes references to rappers, I don’t.

First, things that …


When the Smoke Clears

By Britt Ahlstrom
Posted in Humanities | 2 Comments

Playing with Guns
I can’t remember a time when my eating habits were normal, although I’m sure they were at one point. My personality definitely was not – neurotic and inquisitive. I knew I wasn’t going to fit in, so I didn’t bother. When middle school came around and everyone split into cliques, my friends moved on to be Popular and I stayed behind. My parents had recently split up, and depression swooped in with puberty—a miniskirt was the last thing I cared to wear.

But there’s …


Thai Talk

By Emily Schnobrich
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After an extraordinary lunch at the new(ish) Thai restaurant Sen Yai Sen Lek, in Northeast Minneapolis, we decided to give the place another enthusiastic shot a week later. Our conversation afterwards went as follows:

Maggie: Let’s talk Sen Yai Sen Lek. Bad news first:

Emily: Well, after trying two phenomenal dishes the first time we ate here, we tried two mediocre ones.

Maggie: Mediocre?! I sent mine back. It promised “yellow bean soy sauce” and the server (she was the mediocre one) insulted me by plopping down whatever their mistranslation added up to: hot brown …


Omnifest

By Ashley Heerema
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I tend to get motion sickness. Well, perhaps “tend” is not the correct way to explain. The sentence needs no auxiliary verb; I get motion sickness. I mean, a person who cannot play “Rainbow Road” on Mario Kart 64 without getting nauseous does not just “tend” to motion sickness.

The first time I became aware of my weakness was on a sixth grade trip to the Science Museum’s Omnitheatre. Before you get all excited and start imagining embarrassing stories in the grain of “I vomited on the cutest boy in school” or “people called me ‘Upchuck’ until senior year,” I am …


The Battle over Bioethics

By Lukas Gohl
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Ranging from assisted suicide to genetically altered food to psychosurgery, the field of bioethics is diverse and of great importance. Every day people grapple with the moral struggles modern science has presented us with. In America, we value our beliefs like we value our identities.

The country’s new shift in political majority likely means a large-scale upheaval of previously enacted social policy. In the midst of this sweeping transformation sit several very important bioethical hot button issues: abortion, stem cell research, gene therapy, and population control, among others. As such, the doors to the …


The Pursuit of Happyness

By Rachel Keranen
Posted in Voices | 1 Comment

Sxc.Hu for The Wake MagazineLately, I’ve been having strange sensory distortions and feel like a walking poster for “this is your brain on drugs.” I called my sister the other day and drunkenly told her how much I love her and how cool I think she is and how I just really, really love her. The only problem is that I’m not on drugs or drunk at all—I’m just really tired. Night after night of four hours of sleep is breaking me down, and I’m ready for a change.

At work last Sunday, we watched The Pursuit of Happyness. …


Monetary Awkwardness

By Sofiya Hupalo
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After a typical café or restaurant meal, I am always stifled with a particular uncertainty – what is the appropriate tip? The level of my frustration depends on the venue – sitdowns are an obvious 15-20 percent, coffee shops take change jars, and fast foods are a no go. However, the elaborate bistros and tearooms are always ambiguous. After thinking it over, I have drafted a few personal standards that attempt to qualify tip worthy attendants.

For example, there are eateries in which a behind-the-counter employee takes your order, which is then custom prepared but requires you to go up to …


Good Lyrics

By Deniz Rudin
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Two Songs by Uncle Slam:

“Weirdo Man”

Psycho ward
Is your home
You’re so weird
You’re so dumb
Momma’s boy
Daddy’s disgrace
Snivelling wimp
Psycho face

You’re so week
You’re a geek
You’re a creep
Stupid freak

You got a psycho face
You are a psycho case
You got a real weird plan
You are the weirdo man

WEIRDO MAN

“The Ugly Dude”

He was conceived just like the rest of us
But when it came down to birth
He had a face like a butt
And his parents thew up
He went to school and the kids were so cruel
They all would …



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