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White Rabbits – Fort Nightly

Though their name hints at an influence of psychedelics, White Rabbits haven’t got anything to do with Jefferson Airplane, or feeding your head. And although they’re residents of NYC, originally from Missouri, their sound isn’t geographically linked to either. Of their six members, two are full time drummers. Their use of various percussion instruments, tinkering, then pounded pianos have led to a self described, “honky-tonk calypso,” sound. Their constant use of shakers and maracas, and …

Radiohead – In Rainbows

Radiohead - In Rainbows
Radiohead – In Rainbows

You’ve heard all the rumors. Radiohead, a British rock group, recently released their seventh full length album on the Internet… for free. Now I know what you’re thinking, “Where can I, a law abiding college student, obtain a free copy of this trendy new intangible record?” My answer is “Sssssssssssshhhh, if you’re very quiet …

Harlots – Betrayer

The new Harlots album shines like a polished pearl atop a mountain of shit. In a genre glutted with mediocre Converge and Pig Destroyer impressions, breakdown-overloaded astructural deathcore, and boring Neur-Isis look-alikes, Harlots have managed to put out a record that is inspired, interesting, and unique.Though Betrayer does clearly draw from the schools of thought listed above, it is not subservient to them. When the album gets brutal (which happens early and often,) some riffs …

Field Notes: Concrete Decay

Land ownership is such a scam. Somebody takes a big plot of earth, cordons it off, and builds a giant eyesore, most likely another business campus or other breeding ground for the living dead. They feed off of the nectar of dirt covered in grass covered in concrete covered in plastic, wood, carpet, rubber, and particle board for a few years and then leave it to rot. But they don’t really leave. They set up …

Adventure Dining With Erik: Little Taj Mahal

“Ethnic” buffets are a strange animal; on one hand they are a nice sampling of a restaurant’s signature dishes, but conversely, they don’t allow for tongue-raping spiciness. Buffets have to please as many people as possible, so they tend to be middle of the road when it comes to flavor.With that in mind, Little Taj Mahal is a quality Indian restaurant, based on its buffet.Walking into the Dinkydome, despite the bevy of other eateries, …

Minnesota Boys Take the Ice with High Expectations

Take a look up and down the roster of the Gophers men’s hockey team this year and you’ll notice that all 25 players have one thing in common: each and every one of them is from Minnesota. Should we be surprised? After all, this is the “State of Hockey.”That motto should ring true to anyone who has attended a game at Mariucci Arena, which was ranked by Sports Illustrated this summer as the No. 8 …

Waiting is the Hardest Part

Beyond its delicious fully vegetarian menu and hearty French press coffee, Hard Times is a cross section of the depth and extent of Minneapolis individuality – a rough sketch of the people and style that compose the city’s charm. Located in the Cedar-Riverside neighborhood, Hard Times is the eye of the storm that is Minneapolis culture, a meeting ground and a refuge for anyone who needs somewhere to go. One only has to sit for …

Beyond Borders and Far Away From Home

On a rainy Saturday afternoon in late September, an exhibit called “A Refugee Camp in the Heart of the City” is in the middle of its third day of operation in Loring Park. Describing the location as the heart of the city seems apt, considering that the historic park sits just west of downtown Minneapolis and nestles noisily between freeways I-94 and 394. Within the gated event, various professionals – from doctors to logisticians …

Take it or Leave it

Adrienne Nick listens to indie rock and has Beatles posters on her living room walls. Fairly commonplace, yet Nick is somewhat exceptional in her music tastes because she is active in bringing the bands she loves into town. Nick books concerts for the Whole Music Club, working under the Minnesota Programs and Activities Council, the same organization that runs Gophers After Dark and the movies at Coffman. Motivated by her desire to be involved in …

Bells and Whistles

We have many names. We are “Generation Y”, the “Millenials”, the “Echo Boomers” and the “Internet Generation,” but the last of the bunch seems to be the one that defines us most often. To other generations, we are inexplicably linked with that network of computer networks that developed and grew as we did. From all the talk linking us with technology, you would think that we were born knowing how to type, our pudgy little …

Crossing the Line

During the two and one half weeks that the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME ) workers unions were on strike, I was working behind picket lines at the U of M Admissions office in Williamson Hall. At my job I perform clerical tasks typical of AFSCME’s 3800 union. These union members work in offices, entering data and processing transcripts. When word broke that union members were to go …

Ask Uncle Ethan

Dear Uncle Ethan,
The other day on the way to the store, a cat ran in front of my car and I couldn’t stop in time. It didn’t make it, and now I can’t stop thinking about that poor creature. How do I forgive myself and move on?
GrievingDear Grieving,
This is God’s way of punishing you for masturbating. Stop.Dear Uncle Ethan,
I work with this really sweet guy, “Steve”, and have …

The Age of Reason

Let’s say Jimi Hendrix rose from the grave for one last epic performance, and every legendary rock star was with him on stage. In this unprecedented show, tickets are free. Now imagine that someone decided to make the show 21+; it would be a travesty. I for one would hire a ninja to karate chop the bastard that thought it was a good idea: karate chop him hard.What is it …

The Smoking Ban

Beginning October 1st, 2007, the Minnesota State Legislature’s Freedom to Breathe Act has gone into effect, restricting the ability of tobacco smokers to breathe their distinctively carcinogenic air in most public places. As was the case before, all indoor government, public school, transportation, and health facilities prohibit smoking. In addition, all public restaurants, with the exception of those whose liquor sales exceed food sales, are now illegal to smoke in. The primary source of political …

Usher Cologne

My primary concern with Usher’s new line of cologne, Usher, is that it’s self-titled. With a campaign slogan boasting its “undeniable masculinity with an underlying softness,” I feel like he should have attempted at a name. The smell is on point though. It’s familiar, but it’s got a unique smell after it’s settled in. I wouldn’t quite say fruity, but they weren’t kidding about the underlying softness, and I enjoy that. Unfortunately, I’d prefer not …