Chain Email Mad Lib

FW: WARNING!!! READ IMMEDIATELY OR ELSE!!!!

Illustrator: Will Hanson


 

To all my _________,

(plural noun)

I normally don’t forward stuff on but I had to—this one is _______! My neighbor is a ____ and

(adjective)                        (profession)

he said this is NO JOKE and you’d be a fool to ignore it!

FW:

Warning don’t stop reading this!! Once you’ve started the curse is already upon you you have to read until the end even just reading the word warning!

_______, the CEO of ______ is facing a huge lawsuit and they have to give out ___ dollars to

(entrepreneur)          (company)                                                                          (number)

all of their _______! To make sure the money is only going to active account holders you need

(plural noun)

to forward this message on to __ of your closest __________. ___________ will track the

(number)                (plural noun)   (same company)

messages for a ___________ ____________ time period. If you fail to do so you will repent!!

(number)   (interval of time)

The last person who ignored this message was found dead in their ______ with no ______

(room)            (body part)

or ________!!! Their name was _______ and they were murdered in _____ by the ghost of

(body part)                              (name)                                               (year)

_________ with a _______! If you don’t forward this on to your contacts _______________

(celebrity)              (weapon)                                                                     (same dead celebrity)

will come for you too!! This is FOR REAL!!!

If you forward this on to _______ __________ in the next ________ _____________ you will

(number)  (plural noun)                  (number)   (interval of time)

have the best day of your life on ____________. Your ___________ crush will ask you out too

(day of the week)      (grade of school)

and you will have ______ luck for the next ________ _____________ of your life!! If you

(adjective)                          (number)  (interval of time)

 

break this chain you will see a dead little girl in your ________ tonight. And you will fall ill

(room)

with _______________ and be cursed with ugliness forever!! DON’T BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!!!

(disease / ailment)