Go Buy Yourself a Life
October 21st, 2008
By Pammy Ronnei
I was walking through the living room the other day and my roommates were flipping through the channels. A show came up, and I was forced to stop, sit down, and watch for approximately 10 minutes. What caused this change of planned activities was what was on TV. It was a new reality show on MTV. Now, my abhorrence of MTV and reality television in general would normally cause me to avoid this situation. However, this show was so ridiculous that I had to sit down for fear of passing out. Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. REALLY? The premise of the show is, like, that there are these 14 girls and 2 guys who, like, get to be Paris’s bitches and live in this mansion with her and, if they don’t bend over to her every whim, they get kicked out! What a total bummer! BUT, if you win, you, like, totally get to be Paris’s new BFF! THAT is HOT.
OH. MY. GOD. Edward R. Murrow is turning in his grave.
