Spring 2013 Bizarro

Recent Posts

  • Letter From The Editor

    When The Wake asked me to be the guest editor for their super rad ‘90s issue, I’ll admit I was a bit skeptical at first. You see, ever since I got punk’d by…

  • Slayin’ My Heart

    Buffy Finishes Third Season on The WB Newcomer Joss Whedon’s series Buffy: The Vampire Slayer features a SoCal teen leading a wild life, but it sure ain’t something out of “Clueless.” Whedon has…

  • Life and Death on the Oregon Trail

    When Mrs. Applebee led us to the discovery lab, I was elated. The Apple II is radical. But I had no idea of the horrors that awaited. As a first grader, I…

  • The Hardest Decision of Your Life

    Bulbasaur, Charmander, or Squirtle? Time and time again, we are all forced to make a tough choice before we start our Pokemon adventure: which of the three starters should we choose? Are they…

  • Life Lessons with Mr. Feeny

    Feeny! Fee-hee-hee-heenay! talks about love, life, and how to get an A in History. George Feeny is more than a character on our favorite family sitcom. He is a teacher, a friend, and…

  • Growing Up With Dawson & Friends

    What We’ve Lost Since The Creek Global warming is a very millennial problem, solidified with Al Gore’s 2006 documentary An Inconvenient Truth. We have seen the effects of intensifying weather systems, what with…

  • The Clinton Kama Sutra

    In the wake of the recent scandal involving some sexytime between Bill Clinton and White House intern Monica Lewinsky, many have questioned Clinton’s private life and just exactly what else happens in the oval…

  • Battle of the Boy Bands

    Backstreet Boys vs. *NSYNC In elementary school we chose sides, but in the heat of the moment it was difficult to objectively judge which one was the better group. Also, we were…

  • How To Frost Your Tips

    A Step-by-step guide on how to look cooler than your friends When Zach came to me looking for a “totally rad hairstyle,” I knew just the thing. Not only is…

  • A letter to ‘90s kids

    Don’t say you haven’t been warned Dear ‘90s kids, You have no right to complain about anything in your life. A decade from now you will be whining to no…