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Heartless Bastards Can Still Manage to Endear…

On Saturday night I went to the Wolfmother gig at the State Theater … and was pleasantly surprised by one of the opening acts – Heartless Bastards.

The quartet has an older, garage band sound with a hint of psychedelic (they are definitely channeling some sonic youth). Their heavy guitars fill the soundwaves with further vibrations from the drums to make a Southern/rock/blues combo that brought the audience to their feet.

Their new album entitled The Mountain is raw, powerful and passionate and entirely worth checking out.

“Nothing Seems the Same” video

Kyp Malone is Rain Machine.

I cannot fully describe how excited I was to read about Kyp Malone (TV on the Radio) stepping out to make a solo album.

Under the alias of Rain Machine, Malone’s album “Rain Machine” dropped on September 22, 2009, and was met with high praise. While Rain Machine shows ties to TV on the Radio’s albums, “Rain Machine” is more than capable to stand on its own. The overall sound of the album is natural and strikingly experimental. While the two ideas seem ironic, the sound Malone creates is earthy and harmonic.

The album is introduced with isolated pieces of percussion and develops into the first single off the album, “Give Blood”. Malone’s falsetto carries through each song…you can finally hear his full range. It is well impressive. “Leave the Lights On” is one of my personal favorites; it is spacious and light and you can just drift away in the song.

“Rain Machine” has an extraordinary power of decompressing the anxieties of the day, which is perfect for me this week. And, to top it all off, Rain Machine will be in Minneapolis this Friday!!! I’m stoked, hope to see you there!

Rain Machine
7th Street Entry
16 October 2009
Doors: 8.00pm

At the Café

To the Barista Android:

Why is your default setting to put my coffee in a paper cup with a plastic lid instead of a ceramic mug? Who programmed you incorrectly? It’s Sunday today – do I look like I need my coffee to go? I notice everyone else has paper cups. I see you have plenty of clean coffee mugs. What is your malfunction?

To the girls sitting within earshot:

Stop talking about the sodium-potassium pump like it’s something complex, profound and/or meaningful. I don’t like that tone. You think you’re so insightful. There is so such thing as an ‘overshoot phase’ so stop calling it that. It’s called hyperpolarization. And don’t even think about trying to make that word sound special – it’s simply a description of what is happening. Or what we think is happening. Why don’t you break from the norm and conceive a new system to describe what is happening in cells?

The two of you are premed. I can just tell. Please quit now to become baristas that know when to give your customers coffee mugs.

I Live In Dinkytown: A Vignette

1a.m.

A Man Outside My Window: “I WANT A FUCK! I WANT A FUCK, NOT A DICK-SUCKING!”
A Woman Outside My Window: “YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE!”

A Wet, Hot, Head-Scratching Summer

From a media standpoint, the post-inauguration political climate is a refreshing change of pace from what were the grueling final hours of the Bush era, but that’s not to say the country’s condition has drastically improved. The fervor and momentum generated during the meteoric rise of Barack Obama set high expectations for the President and his party. And now they are at odds with each other, pushing the health care debate to take an errant left turn, which leaves us starry-eyed Americans with two inept political parties.

When George Bush left office he didn’t just leave behind a litany of foreign policy disasters and millions of crestfallen citizens who’d just been robbed at warp speed. He left behind an entire political party full of panic stricken nimrods who are now just crawling out of their beds with hangovers after an eight year long DC cocktail party. Since President Obama took office, the behavior of our understandably frantic Repulican party has become increasingly bizarre. Their image tarnished by the legacy of the Bush administration, the GOP finds itself in a sort of us-against-the-world standoff and any chance of a political revival doesn’t seem anywhere within the realm of possibility (at least not any time soon).

Results from a July Gallup poll have suggested that a majority of conservative Americans struggled when asked to identify a leading voice in the GOP, leaving talk radio host Rush Limbaugh in the lead with 13%. Aware of the obvious implications of recognizing a man who’s most notorious for spending his days in a vicodin haze and demonizing everything to the left of Ronald Reagan as their political mouth-piece, the Republicans resorted to a more media-friendly position and announced earlier this summer that the party lacked leadership.

But the claim that the GOP lacks leadership was really nothing more than a laughably transparent PR move; a lame attempt to quietly distance themselves from the very demagoguery that has reduced a once frighteningly effective political force to a group of clods slightly less popular than the last two M. Night Shamalayan movies. From RNC chairman Michael Steele’s mortifying diatribe to the recently televised meltdowns of Sarah Palin and Mark Sanford, it seems that the Republicans have just been throwing wood onto their fire. But this new trend in self-destruction doesn’t stop at the aforementioned buffoonery. What’s really most stunning is their inability to establish an effective strategy.

It might sound ignorant and, I suppose, even redundant to criticize the Republicans for being unpopular. Hell, if anything, they should be less popular than they are now. However, its unfair to say the GOP have no realistic chance of yielding support because it’s not as if the Democrat’s have been notably impressive.

Economic recovery has been sluggish and some of the President’s early policy decisions have been, well, unnerving. For instance, the sudden flip flop regarding the topic of ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’— a military policy Obama spoke so outwardly against along the campaign trail— has even the president’s most fervent supporters at sea. And after enduring the “Less about Wall Street, more about Main Street” platitude over and over in the wake of last year’s financial meltdown, Obama has appointed none other than bailout architect, Henry Paulson’s former wingman, Timothy Geithner to oversee changes to the financial system. Regardless of your undying optimism and hope for this administration, it’s difficult to ignore these less than pleasant contradictions and if the GOP alluded to these legitimate, yet debatable, arguments more often, they just might see some signs of political resurgence.

But seeing that Republicans haven’t presented any solutions of their own I may be jumping the gun to suggest that the administrations’ shortcomings necessarily help the GOP. Either way, it’s not only the semi-idle and sometimes contradicting nature of the Obama administration that is unsettling.

While the uninformed masses ambush town halls to protest a yet-to-be-finalized health care plan, Democrats continue to butt heads, squandering away their chance at real reform. The issue of Health Care was a centerpiece during Obama’s campaign and with nearly 50 million Americans uninsured today, the need for true reform is more dire than ever. But the overpowering influence of Insurance giants and other vested health care interests have been working to alter the outcome of legislation, threatening to turn the first chapter in this much-anticipated era of change into another all too familiar episode of Democratic Blunder.

Now the Health Care debate isn’t just this season’s most watched political spectacle. It’s a classic example of how quickly political discourse in this country can be derailed by half-truths, fear and corporate influence (the essence of the Republican Party). And to see Democrats double down so blithely, despite their overwhelming majority, is more than just infuriating. If our government is going to just stand by while two-bit hacks like Max Baucus hijack the process and run the entire thing into the ground, then what good are they really?

Although at the end of the day there is a faint glimmer of hope. Progressive Democrats in the house have been imploring Obama to continue his pursuit for a public option and, in tonight’s speech, the President will reiterate his position. I still like Obama, for a lot of reasons. For the first time in nearly a decade we have a President who seems like he actually cares about the American people. One that, unlike his predecessors, refuses to so brazenly embrace politics of fear and misinformation. And I think even the most hardened cynic can see the value in that. With the country in such a crippled state, we need a President who can lift the spirits of Americans as much as we need one who is legislatively successful.

Oh and as for Democrats re-election in 2010: Don’t worry about it, because the Republicans seem to be doing everything in their power to ensure that.

a definition of crabcore

Crabcore is a style of music that has briefly become, to the shame of us all, profitable. Though some crabcore has its roots in screamo and deathcore, some in suburban whiteboy rap, and some in no-talent laptop techno, all crabcore is made by very young scene kids, all crabcore combines screamed vocals with autotuned vocals, and all crabcore absolutely fails at electronic music.

Here are some crabcore bands to familiarize yourself with. It will be painful, but it is a sacrifice worth making as it is a necessary step on the way to arming yourself against these fucks:

Attack Attack!
brokeNCYDE
Dot Dot Curve
Dropping a Popped Locket

The last three “bands” are of a sub-style commonly referred to as “Screamo-Crunk,” but I’ve decided to bring all of this failure together under the umbrella of crabcore because they are all symptoms of the same sickness.

If after reviewing this information you find that you listen to crabcore: Kill yourself immediately.
If you find that you are in a crabcore band: Kill yourself immediately.
If you run a record label and you find that you have signed a crabcore band: Quit your job at once and spend the rest of your life in a monastery as penitence.
If you run a venue and you find that you have booked a crabcore band: Ditto.
If you are a music journalist or run a music magazine and you discover that you’ve given any publicity to crabcore bands that wasn’t entirely and brutally negative: Be very very ashamed.

We can fight this together, America. All it takes is a little education.

Important Videos:

P.S. Everybody who makes crabcore looks the same:



Dear The Kids At Isis Tonight Who Were Moshing And Throwing The Horns During A Prolonged Ambient Guitar Interlude In The Middle Of A Song From In The Absence of Truth,

I know that somebody told you that Isis is a metal band (though that information was erroneous), but that doesn’t mean that you don’t even have to listen to the music before deciding how to respond to it.

You are stupid.

You guys, Isis is not the sort of band that generally provides you with that sort of cathartic release, certainly not on their last two albums.

Which are not metal albums.

Okay.
-Deniz

P.S. Here is their press paragraph for this tour:

“Isis is a progressive band from L.A. with heavy riffs and psychedelic themes.”

Look! Look how hard they’re trying to not identify as a metal band! You are stupid!


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