MEDIOCRE Fridays
Unless you don’t have a computer or a television, or you’re so anti-Kanye West that any mention of his name singes your eardrums, then you know about his GOOD Friday releases. For those of you that need a little update, Kanye West announced way back on Aug. 23rd that he would be releasing a new, free song every Friday until Christmas. So far he has delivered on that promise with 10 songs available for download on the main page of his self-titled website. He is set to release his next album, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, on Nov. 22nd and still has 10 Fridays left, so we’ll have to watch and see if he can keep it up.
Now, you may be wondering, “Why is it called GOOD Fridays? He’s not comparing himself to Jesus again is he?” Well, West founded a record label back in 2004 named GOOD Music, an acronym for “Getting Out Our Dreams,” so that is most likely where the name came from, but I have no doubt that he chose Friday for its religious overtones. The other thing you are probably thinking is, “How good can these songs be if they are free and there is a new one every Friday for four months?” That is a perfect question. Below you will find a succinct track-by-track review of the best and the worst songs that have been released so far.
1) Power (Remix) (feat. Jay-Z and Swizz Beatz): This song took everything about the original that made it powerful and threw it away. Worst of all, in the first verse he repeats the word “clap” so many times that it seems like he couldn’t think of anything else to say—not an ideal way to start. It picks up near the 3:30 mark, but by then it is way too late.
2) Monster (feat. Jay-Z, Rick Ross, Bon Iver, and Nicki Minaj): You can tell someone outside the rap industry had a hand in this. From the creepy opening voice that lures you in to the evil carnival-like back beat, the theme is strong and unique throughout. Kanye and Jay-Z drive the track with some of their most severe and truest lyrics to date, while Nicki Minaj unfortunately fails to deliver. “WTF” Line: “Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? / I put the pussy in a sarcophagus.”
3) Runaway Love (Remix) (feat. Justin Bieber and Raekwon): This song turned out better than I expected. Kanye and Raekwon chill out a little so they don’t clash with Bieber’s teenybopper-targeted chorus. I just can’t take it seriously after Kanye says, “I’m telling you what Wu-Tang taught me,” in the middle of the Justin Bieber song.
4) Devil in a New Dress: As the title suggests, West rhymes about a relationship with a woman as evil as him. The fact that it doesn’t feature any other artists shows how personal these lyrics are, and although he takes on trite subjects like his ego, this time around the listener can actually feel something.
5) Christian Dior Denim Flow (feat. Kid Cudi, Pusha T, John Legend, Lloyd Banks, and Ryan Leslie): Maybe Kid Cudi is just good luck, but this song renewed my hope in Kanye’s endeavor. Despite the song being seven minutes long there are no weak verses like the ones found in other GOOD Friday releases.
6) Take One for the Team (feat. Keri Hilson, Pusha T, and Cyhi the Prynce): It starts off with a sloppy beat any wannabe high school beat boxer could replicate that kills any merit the song could have had. Then you realize this song is basically a high school talent show; you’ve got the moderately attractive girl who took a few voice lessons, some cocky kids who think they’re the next Biggie Smalls, and the guy whose parents bought him the professional equipment to add all those nice effects. If that isn’t enough, Kanye has to resort to old lyrics and shout-outs to finish it. If you look at this grade-wise, Kanye is failing. If you’re an optimist, he gets it right half the time. Personally, I choose to think along the lines of the latter. If Kanye wants to give out free songs for four months and half of them are great, then count me in. It’ll be an entirely different story when his new album comes out.
