Eleven Super Short Shorts
March 26, 2009
1
by Sofiya Hupalo
The Panamanian fucks the Roman.
The Romanians are pragmatists, but who cares?
“Déjà vu is only a chemical reaction in the brain,” they say, but we ignore them.
2
by Lukas Gohl
I live for moments when the human cacophony chokes
Air turns vivid, gripping your lungs
And time feels frozen and infinite
All that remains are the dulcet tones of the earth
Singing out to me as I finish this cigarette
3
The Davenport by Hannah Schnobrich
emerald city candy dishes
me what i already gave away every thursday night. that
butternut squash is its own bowl just plays present and on snow fall nights
i can’t really think straight about most things.
i plant like yoda.
three leaves,
no hair.
4
by Deniz Rudin
The sun is revealed, in close-up, to be a sizzling-gold disk of salted butter, wavy lines of heat wafting up from it, and it melts down the sky leaving a greasy trail, landing on the beach, which is in turn revealed to be a pancake. The cartoon monster licks its lips and distends its jaw, eating the pancakes in three gigantic saliva-spewing bites. Having nothing left to stand on, the monster falls and falls and falls into darkness, and lands hard. A light clicks on, and the monster finds itself in a prison cell.
“What the fuck,” Chuck says to no one, slouching into the couch, eyes red from not blinking.
5
by Sage Dahlen
I want to be near beauty. But not the beauty you want or create. The beauty that exists against your will. Crooked teeth. Stutters. Broken tree branches. Foam on the river. Snow in April. A disappointed voice. Dark eye circles.
6
By Rachel Keranen
Sometimes
I like to sit on the other side of the room
to remember the feeling
of wanting you
but not having you.
7
By Mark Koerner
I wonder when the one
from my dreams will come
to dance across
this peppermint glazed stage
and split my skull in two
with a bullet.
we’ll be buried in
brick and smoke
and steam and some
kind of pink or orange
neon will be sifting through
two out of the three
8
Sneeze by Grace Kelley
My old roommate once told me,
a sneeze is one-eighth of an orgasm.
And what, I inquired, happens
if the two occur simultaneously?
I have yet to solve that mystery.
But I keep pepper on my bedside table
9
Green Means Go by Rhael Laramy
The streetlights of summer, green from apprehension
flash orange and yellow at the fall.
Halting the ants upon their bark, forcing the copulating lark
To wait.
Until the birthing of the spring.
When all within the exposed branches
can once move again throughout the green
Streetlights of the forest,
Capitulate of the unseen.
10
Tea by Eric Brew
Billow quickly or willowy stirring for a moment to travel from sense. Redounded—escalating life and ends. Reading too much for no pattern. Only maelstrom like my mind late at night, operating in stream.
11
Stir Fry by Ross Hernandez
My grandma doesn’t like Chinese rice
But I’ve seen her eat stir fry.
All this and much more after
We said a prayer for those about to travel
And she waved with both hands
Standing in the window
With her curlers in
And everything.
