The undulating waters and serene sand-scape provide a breathtaking backdrop for this poetic tribute to the maxi-pad.

“Beach Towels” by Paul McCartney – $3,000

Oh, don’t worry, Ringo, it’s really simple. Just click on that little icon there and drag it to the trash. Now let’s never speak of this again.

“Help” by Ringo Starr – $2,000, on SALE for $1,650

Pretty much my favorite band…bred for their skills in magic.

“Generations” by John Entwistle – $950