Mariah, I Love You, But You Gotta Be Less Predictable
By Erik Helin
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I love Mariah Carey and I don’t care who knows it. To me, she’s an illustration of the world’s future as a single-race populace. I can picture her sleeping with someone of any ethnicity, creed, belief or religion, and for whatever reason, I take comfort in that.
But her recent video, “Touch My Body,” is unsettling to me. She plays her usual prostitute/pop star persona perfectly, tempting the tech guy (the brilliant Jack McBrayer) when he comes to fix her computer. I mean, she answers the door in lingerie; nobody does that unless they’re planning on getting laid.
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