GOLDY’S TINDER DM’S HACKED
By Hannah Olund
P J.F. Leck:
PJ: Hey cutie, wanna go on a date?
PJ: We can go camping and canoeing.
PJ: I’d row your boat.
Goldy: Let’s meet up and Fleck
Bucky: Hey ;)
Goldy: I blocked you for a reason.
**Goldy has blocked Bucky**
Cy (Iowa State Mascot):
Cy: Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber
Goldy: I'm not good at cooking, so let's go out sometime!
Cy: Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Goldy: I want you more than some Häagen-Dazs on a hot summer day.
Cy: You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
A squirrel: Hey I’m planning on trashing this Dinky townhouse next Saturday wanna come?
A squirrel: So you in?
Goldy: Sure, let’s do it.